Spiders and creepy bugs in general are pretty much the only thing I am afraid of. Itty bitty spiders that you can’t even see? Deathly afraid of them too. You’d think after the billion time I watched Charlotte’s Web as a kid, I wouldn’t have this fear. But noooooo!
About a week ago, I hopped in the shower and I noticed a BIG spider up in the corner above the shower. It was probably about 1.5 inches round, or something? Whatever, it was a spider! When I told Chris about the spider our conversation was something like this:
Me: OMG…there’s a huge spider in the bathroom! Can you kill it?
Him: Spiders eat bugs.
Me: There aren’t any bugs in the bathroom!!!!!
Him: …because the spider is eating them!
Sigh. Every time I went in the bathroom, over the past week, I’d look to see where that dang spider was. He moved from corner to corner…and it creeped me OUT!
Well today I peek in the bathroom before I take a shower and I don’t see the spider on the wall. First thought: OMG HE IS GOING TO JUMP ON ME WHEN I GET IN THE SHOWER! I looked around, didn’t see him anywhere…so I turned on the shower and figured if he was in the shower he’d get washed away. The shower went just fine, FYI.
So then I am getting ready for work, and Chris goes to take a shower, “Ohhh, he’s in here.” “Ummmm….WHERE?”…”Under my towel…”
Can you men PLEASE stop leaving your clothing all over the floor??? Kthanks.
So obviously I told him to kill it. Next thing I see is Chris walking outside with the spider in a candle jar, placing it gently back into the wilderness.